Transcript:
By: Vanessa M. Carmody
“So Critical”
“Criticism swims freely
throughout.
He is contagious and relentless;
ruthless and thorough.
Doctor, I must ask you to help.
Make my personality glow!”
“I have positive pills on that shelf;
however, I must let you know,
they might turn you into and elf,
and I do feel very tired.
Their manufacturer isn’t that great;
If you die, I could get fired.
You will be playing with your fate.
They have an ugly color too.
Red is the color that I hate.
I would rather them be bright blue.
Still I feel I must question you.
Will your insurance pay your bill?
You may be wasting your money.
It is such a beautiful day.
Was this really necessary?
Actually, I really must say,
it is much too hot of a day.
Aren’t you hungry anyway?
I know that I am, as always.
I never seem to get a break.
My wife makes me a lunch some days.
She never packs me any cake.
My kids always get cake for dessert.
I am just not as important.
It is because my name is Bert.
I have always hated that name.
No one takes me seriously,
It drives me totally insane!
Calm down Bert; try to be happy.
Oh, I’m sorry. Did I scare you?
Anyways, so do want them?
I have actually had a few:
the pills. It is already ten?
Why does life have to be so brief?”
“Doctor, I really think I’m fine.
I’ve a sudden sense of relief!”
“I think you’re sick. Sweat is a sign.”
“Goodbye doctor.” “Don’t you want these?”
“Keep them Bert. I’m cured for life.
I will never hate anything.
I’m grateful for everything.
I love the name Bert and all names.
I don’t ever have to eat again.
Every day is beautiful.
No spot is sore.
Goodbye.Goodbye.Goodbye.Goodbye.”
Bert smiled as his patient closed the door.
Transcript:
By: Vanessa M. Carmody
“So Critical”
“Criticism swims freely
throughout.
He is contagious and relentless;
ruthless...all »Transcript:
By: Vanessa M. Carmody
“So Critical”
“Criticism swims freely
throughout.
He is contagious and relentless;
ruthless and thorough.
Doctor, I must ask you to help.
Make my personality glow!”
“I have positive pills on that shelf;
however, I must let you know,
they might turn you into and elf,
and I do feel very tired.
Their manufacturer isn’t that great;
If you die, I could get fired.
You will be playing with your fate.
They have an ugly color too.
Red is the color that I hate.
I would rather them be bright blue.
Still I feel I must question you.
Will your insurance pay your bill?
You may be wasting your money.
It is such a beautiful day.
Was this really necessary?
Actually, I really must say,
it is much too hot of a day.
Aren’t you hungry anyway?
I know that I am, as always.
I never seem to get a break.
My wife makes me a lunch some days.
She never packs me any cake.
My kids always get cake for dessert.
I am just not as important.
It is because my name is Bert.
I have always hated that name.
No one takes me seriously,
It drives me totally insane!
Calm down Bert; try to be happy.
Oh, I’m sorry. Did I scare you?
Anyways, so do want them?
I have actually had a few:
the pills. It is already ten?
Why does life have to be so brief?”
“Doctor, I really think I’m fine.
I’ve a sudden sense of relief!”
“I think you’re sick. Sweat is a sign.”
“Goodbye doctor.” “Don’t you want these?”
“Keep them Bert. I’m cured for life.
I will never hate anything.
I’m grateful for everything.
I love the name Bert and all names.
I don’t ever have to eat again.
Every day is beautiful.
No spot is sore.
Goodbye.Goodbye.Goodbye.Goodbye.”
Bert smiled as his patient closed the door.
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