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Dustin Eats 10,000 Days
12:29  - 3 years ago
Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will, I don't even know where to begin. I made a bet with Rajan that 10,000 Days was fake, and well... lost, so I had to eat the art work. About an hour after eating it, I started tripping balls. As I normally do while on psychadelics, I walked on down to the Mormon Temple in the heart of downtown Salt Lake City. When I reached the temple a terrible pain developed in the middle of my forehead. The angel Maroni began to blow his horn; my heart was racing; I couldn't breathe; this shit never happens to me. I thought Armageddon was in our midst, but noone else seem affected. At that moment the pain became unbearable. I collapsed to my knees and clutched my forehead. Several momos (they are such nice people) ran to my aid, and helped me up. One of them offered me a bottle of Sunkist and when I removed my hands to take it, they all stared with gaping jaws at my forehead. My third eye had opened, and Tool revealed to me their singular purpose... You believe me, don't you? To find out how it's all done please review this instructional video:
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